Dear ladies,
For too long have you felt like you’ve been subjected to the downfalls of relationships with that special guy you thought was “the one”?
Was it irreconcilable differences?
Infidelity?
Drifting from either end?
Some kind of misaligned connection?
Dishonesty?
…Or did he just want nothing more than that jewel between your legs?
Well lets face facts, no matter how many times you ask yourself why, chances are you just didn’t choose wisely from the beginning…but it’s not always your fault. In our society, geeks are all labeled negatively in our society. In this case, if you’re a geek or just smart enough to look up stuff in wikipedia, then you’re essentially casted out to be single forever. So what’s left to choose from? The men for who aren’t quite the “big piece of chicken” from the basket.
So in this world of impending “change”, c’mon ladies, why not give geeks a chance for once? They may turn out to be better friends and/or lovers for you. Here’s why:
- Remember, its all about breaking the stereotype. sure there are a few geeks who are introverted and awkward, those are the types who don’t make the effort to talk to a girl unless she’s a digitized elf in some magical online game. BUT does that mean all geeks are like that? No. Some geeks have lives, and are saavy at having a social life while being who they are.
- We can do more than the average guy does in today’s techy world. Gone are the days where fixing a car or fixing a faucet gets her attention. If he can fix a girl’s myspace page, iphone, or anything that plugs into an outlet or syncs to your PC…that can say a lot.
- We are a creative bunch. If I want to watch a movie and she lives far away, I won’t just wait until I see her physically to watch the movie. I’ll upload the dvd rip to my server, then we can watch it at the same time as if we both where at the movies. Obviously not the same as watching a movie together physically, but at least we make the remote experience as close to the real deal. What typical guy can pull that off?
- We’ve got brains. Come on now, wouldn’t it be nice to have a chat about something other than Daddy Yankee’s new hat for a change? Sure geeks can be a little over-analytical at times (guilty as charged), but we’re smart enough when to know the right time to analyze or think simple.
- We don’t forget. That’s because we’re all used to remembering other things with such diligence, we can properly remember things that even you may forget. No need to worry about missed calls, we got it covered. We will remember. And if we act all coy pretending to forget…chances are, we did not forget and are just acting goofy is all.
- We are good in bed…yes, i said it. typical guys will focus only on the T & A of a women’s body when getting intimate. We geeks will focus on the entire alphabet, as when we care for you, we will care about your entire body, and study it to make sure your experience is quite a pleasurable one.
- We’re devoted and trusting. You won’t have to worry much about us if we talk to other guys or gals (depending on your sexual preference) at a club, but we are very weary of a line that can’t be crossed. When we’re with you, we will close doors to any other advance made by any other girl…yeah, it’s possible for a guy to resist that kind of thing. For example, supermodel Giselle Bundchen could flash me with her boobs, and beg me to get in the sack with her. If my heart’s taken, then the answer is a respectful no. But that’s just me and your mileage may vary with other geeks you may encounter.
(besides, the girl i’m friends with makes Ms. Bundchen look like nothing).
- We’re willing to try things! Yes ladies, you can’t assume our version of trying new things is limited to installing new software or opening up a new gadget. Unlike typical men, we’re willing to try all things with you to show just how adaptive we can be. We will take interest!
- We aren’t possessive. When we care about you, we will trust you, so you can be yourself around us. You like to walk around the house with a “bed hairdo” and a ratty t-shirt for comfort? We won’t care. We like about you, for you.
- We know how to speak. chances are if someone tries to offend you, we’ll be quick with a witty comeback. although we’re also ready to use force if need be. but hey if we gotta kick some ass, at least we tried to be diplomatic about it first…that’s class.
- And finally ladies, allow me to repeat the most important reason why geeks are worth the effort…ready?
…WE ACTUALLY GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOU!!! Not by how you look (though lets be honest, that helps), nor how skinny you are, nor how much make-up you primp yourself up with…but we like you for YOU. That kind of thing will be guaranteed to last a lot longer than “DaMN baby u g0t a fiiiine ass, imma buy u a drink!!”…believe me.
So now that i have enlightened you with all this info i have gathered from sources and my own experiences, hopefully this will help you all make the right choices in the future.
Sincerely,
Jon
